the most wonderful time of the year

I got rear-ended last night on Bardstown Road, coming home from work. I stopped, put on my hazards, and was in the process of calling the cops when the asshole that hit me sped away. Son. of. a. bitch. The police officer wrote a report, despite the fact that I knew nothing about the car […]

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probably all that tuna porn

I’m too strung out on berry pie to form coherent sentences or topics, so it’s going to be a random assortment of observations this evening. Observation 1: I am an internet ROCKSTAR. I got a funky virusy thing on my computer that was messing with my web browser, and despite the fact that my usual […]

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shite being scottish

I’ve got jury duty for the next two weeks, and although it seems complaining about your jury summons is the popular thing to do, I’m really kind of enjoying it. I get paid time off from work to sit around and read books, and everybody keeps commending me for performing my civic duties. I finally […]

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