Fucking drama hobbits, the lot.
Month: May 2010
useful!
useful!
Read more...me: I’m just getting too old for that shit. I want to curl up in bed and read my book. That doesn’t mean I’m not fun. Mom: Yes it does.
Read more...me: Why aren’t we that clever? Travis: Lots of reasons. Number one: too much jobs and not enough drugs.
Read more...You’re private browsing vajazzles? It’s barely 9:30!
The sticker on the minivan says “I drive like a Cullen.” I don’t even know what that means.
Read more...You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first? The match. Duh.
Pssh. Matches are for pussies. I’d use my optic blast and light all 3 at once.
Read more...Cosmogramma aka The New Hotness
Cosmogramma aka The New Hotness
Read more...Mom: What about Jack? You don’t like Jack? Nick: He’s not a good kickball player, Mom. And in third grade, you HAVE to be a good kickball player.
Read more...Last night I dreamt that a massive wave flooded the gym. Someone I didn’t know drowned. We thought he was dead, but then watched as he sat up slowly and looked around, appearing healthy and fine. Suddenly, a figure appeared behind him. Shadowy and dark, wrapped in a cloak, with a skull made out of […]
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