me: Your lungs will fill with hummus and you’ll drown in hummus. T: I’ll die happy.
Read more...Month: August 2010
me: Aw, that was sweet of you. Jesse: I know.
Read more...The Federal Building is right behind you! The FBI will lock you up!
schizophrenic homeless man
chopped liver
Bartenders love Trenton. Wait, let me rephrase that. Female bartenders love Trenton. At first I found it mildly irritating, but now I’m starting to enjoy the perks that come with dating a head-turner. There are still occasional frustrations. Take Moonbeam, for example. Moonbeam is a waitress at Cumberland Brews and that is not her real […]
Read more...my second death metal show
The Summer Slaughter tour came through Bogart’s last night. Decapitated was headlining, and Trenton didn’t want to miss the chance to see one of his favorites live, despite the fact that only a small fraction of the original lineup remains. A few years ago, the original(ish) members of Decapitated were involved in a bus crash, […]
Read more...Natalie’s first sleepover
Mom: Natalie! You need to be a good host and think about what Jordan wants to do. Natalie: But I hate this game! I don’t want to play. Mom: You’re being kind of mean, Natalie. Natalie: I am not. Jordan, am I being mean? Jordan: A little bit.
Read more...Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license. Indeed the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California constitution the notion that opposite sex couples are superior to same sex couples.
U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker