Theo: don’t forget, some female ducks have red herring vaginal tracts to thwart off duck rapists. fake? red herring isn’t quite the right term me: faux? faux vaginal tracts? faux vaginal tracts is, coincidentally, the name of my band’s next EP Theo: I had it first. just pay me 10% and i’ll keep quiet. about […]

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